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Free bitch Lady Gaga banned from Yankee clubhouse after boozed-up antics
She's persona non Gaga.
A fuming Hal Steinbrenner informed Yankee Stadium executives that Lady Gaga is permanently banned from the team's clubhouse after her boozy antics -- including swigging whiskey and repeatedly fondling her boobs -- during a visit to the house that Ruth built Friday night, sources told The Post.
The songstress and two girlfriends sauntered their way into the Bombers' clubhouse -- without team approval -- and hung out for 30 minutes after the team lost to the Mets.
She met six players -- including Alex Rodriguez and Robinson Cano -- while the "Poker Face" singer kept slurring her words trying to say how much she loved the Yankees and how thrilled she was to be inside the exclusive area, sources said.
Gaga, drinking Jameson Irish Whiskey, was wearing a Yankees jersey half-unbuttoned, exposing her black bra, fishnet stockings and a bikini bottom.
But apparently she didn't think that was enough to catch the players' eyes, so she kept groping her chest over her jersey.
The show inside the clubhouse was news to Yankees brass.
Hal, who is co-chairman with brother Hank, club president Randy Levine, general manager Brian Cashman and manager Joe Girardi all had no idea she was going to show up, sources said.
In fact, when a Post reporter told Cashman about Gaga's presence, Cashman said, "What? I didn't know that," and stormed off.
Sources said Gaga, who left through a private exit, smooth- talked her way past stadium security.
The bizarre incident was the 24-year-old raunchy songstress' second recent run-in at a baseball game.
Gaga, who has called herself a lifelong Yankee fan, caused a spectacle at Citi Field on June 10.
She showed up in the fifth-inning and threw a tantrum when she was seated in the front-row.
After cursing out nearby photographers, she forced the team to move her to Jerry Seinfeld's luxury box.
Then she flipped off the Flushing crowd with both fingers after swilling beers.
This video sums up what I've been thinking sense the match.
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Lukewarm, like the TexMex border. Give thanks.
June 18th, 2010
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In other news, I'll have to make doctor's appointment because my legs are killing me. No one ever knows why, but it really is a pain.
Etsy is like coke to me. I've grown to be so obsessed with it lately and most of the time I usually don't buy anything.
The other week I was at Marshall's with my friends and discovered these AMAZING candles that actually smell like food, but not the normal food candle scents, but stuff like glazed doughnuts and blueberry waffles. Now I have to go back and get them because I've been thinking about them for like 2 weeks and they cost more if I order them online, but oh my God, GLAZED DOUGHNUTS!
SNL sucked hardcore tonight, more than usual. ONTD had the suckage covered tonight, though. I just don't even know what to make of it because it was so bad. I'd like them to take a break on political jokes, though. I get that it's turned into liberal social commentary, but it'd be nice if SNL wasn't trying to be a "witty" version of CNN all the time. Some actually funny stuff would be great.
PS: Girls' dorm bathrooms are more disgusting that guys' dorm bathrooms. I want to wash my hair, but I don't know if I trust the cleanliness of the bathroom,
June 18th, 2010
Actor David Tennant has reportedly been approached by bosses to star in a Doctor Who movie.
The 38-year-old star left his role as the famous TV doctor in scenes shown in the UK at the beginning of the year.
His former co-star Billie Piper revealed in a radio interview that he is lined up for a movie adaptation.
She said: 'I've heard they're doing a film and I know they want David to do it.
'I think David's slightly anxious that there'll be some big American producers on board and that they'll try to hijack the whole thing and cast someone like Johnny Depp.' this better not happen. Johnny would suck as the Doctor
Hong Kong Phooey!
Mickey, Donna, Rose, Martha and Captain Jack better be in it
- Jun. 17th, 2010 at 4:26 AM
SRS BSNS TIME!!
In the sport world everybody is talking about it, from newspapers, like La Gazzetta dello Sport, to people in changing rooms. Who will go to South Africa? Who has been chosen and what does he wear? We're used to the vanity of soccer players, but in this case elegance and the image of soccer-stars have merged together like never before: we're talking about the L'Uomo Vogue issue entirely dedicated to the World Cup in South Africa.
At first the champions were hesitant, then they got very involved in the project and today, after the release of the issue, the photographers and the stylists of the photo-shoot received an unexpected wave of text messages from the players, who were happy to appear in such a different way, elegant and fun, very far from the gross image we are so used to.
On the cover there's Samuel Eto'o, captain of Camerun, who at first seemed very detached, but then got very involved in the 'game' and even proposed variations of the poses. Gianluigi Buffon, the best goal-keeper in the world, was photographed in a tailcoat in the streets Turin and had a nice mustache made by the makeup artist.
Fabio Capello arrived on set with his idea of how he wanted to look like, whereas others took advantage of the situation and asked for some advice to the L'Uomo Vogue team to have a personal list of the 'DOs' and 'DON'Ts'. Steven Pienaar, icon of the South African national team, didn't need such an advice for sure, with his intense and magnetic face.
So, we already know that a certain Norse God enjoys a bit of footy, but with this quick 2-minute interview with TV Guide, he mentions his beloved Hammarby IF.
(relevant info starts @ 1:30)
Now back to your regularly schedule world cup matches (OMG HAI COMMENTATOR!KLINSI!!!1!)
- Mood: pleased
- Music:ESPN: FIFA World Cup 2010 - France/Mexico pre-show
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ENJOY THE GIFSPAM!
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World Cup or whatever.
( Toni's srs bsnss face invites you. )